Thursday, November 20, 2008

We've had a hit-and-run report last night. Around 2:00 AM, a car was hijacked from the local asylum, and ran over a little girl. The car was found a few blocks away, entirely deserted and without any fingerprints on the wheel. Was the perp wearing gloves or something? We were unable to get a description of the driver, but we do have an eyewitness. The little girl's older sister was with her at the time of death, but all she could tell us was that "All I saw were a the two headlights coming at me, and when I turned around, she was dead."

Great. That narrows things down a lot -.-

I seriously need a drink right now.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Was she speaking English?

Anonymous said...

English? Yeah.

I mean, this IS America. A lot of people here do that...

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Can you tell I'm drunk right now?

Anonymous said...

Well, seems there was a female found in that area speaking another language with no one around her. Know anything about that?

Anonymous said...

(Alright, Amadeus. Let's try that again without saying anything politically offensive.)

I don't know. We're fairly close to the America/Mexico border, so we do get the occasional Spanish-speaker around here. Still a primarily English town, though.

Anonymous said...

I apologize for the questions. I'm just curious.

Your brother. He is "taking care" of the female I just mentioned. What's happened with the female you found?

Anonymous said...

Nah, don't worry about it. It's my fault I'm an irresponsible drinker.

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Speaking of which, how the hell did I get back home in one piece?

Ummm... The female I found? I just let her go when I was done questioning her.

My brother is taking care of a little girl? That's sure to end in disaster.