Just when I thought it was over.

We found another body out in a ditch near the asylum. There's bruises around his neck, and our guys down at the labs thinks he's died of asphyxiation. So, in short, he was strangled to death.

Looks like he's been out rotting for a few days too. Eww.

On a happier note, though, I saw the cutest girl wandering around outside my house last night. I was to shy to go out and talk to her, but... Hmmm.

Were I not smarter than that, I'd totally abuse my powers as a policeman to figure out who she is.

Search warrant GET!

Finally got that search warrant... And found nothing. No broken locks, no fingerprints in suspicious places, nothing.

Tried looking around on their security cameras... One of the cameras did short out for two hours, but the rest of the cameras showed nobody going in or out of that cell.

Just in case I missed something, though, I had the techies there upload a recording of that shortage. They had to speed it up to fit it on their servers, so you get to watch a wonderful 30 second one, not the god-aweful two-hour thing I got to see.

http://sites.google.com/site/mahkraasylum/attatchments/Cell24601.wmv

Why do I like this job again?

We haven't even finished investigating that murder, and now we have reports of a possible suicide down near the asylum.

I got a call at eleven-forty-something at night last night, telling me to get my ass down to the station stat. So, I had to go all the way upstairs, find a pair of pants to put on, throw on my uniform, and drive my drunk self all the way down to the station.

Once I got there, my boss was there telling me to get my ass down to the asylum stat. Couldn't you have just told me to go there instead? So, I drive my drunk self all the way over there. All the way across town, in the middle of the night.

When I get there, I see that girl from before, the older sister, hanging from a tree. Like a pinata.

That's when I knew it was gonna be a long night.

No evidence of foul play, but... no evidence of suicide yet, either.

No evidence of anything, really.

We've had a hit-and-run report last night. Around 2:00 AM, a car was hijacked from the local asylum, and ran over a little girl. The car was found a few blocks away, entirely deserted and without any fingerprints on the wheel. Was the perp wearing gloves or something? We were unable to get a description of the driver, but we do have an eyewitness. The little girl's older sister was with her at the time of death, but all she could tell us was that "All I saw were a the two headlights coming at me, and when I turned around, she was dead."

Great. That narrows things down a lot -.-

I seriously need a drink right now.

Rock Me, Amadeus.

So, after much annoyance from my peers, I've started a blog. You guys happy now?